Tomato ketchup, mayonnaise, roastings, late nights on the WKD at Zeroes in Hertford. All of these have been banned, as the ToyNews Five-a-side team begins its rigorous training regime which will almost certainly culminate in it lifting the ToyNews Fives Trophy on July 10th. Unless of course you think can field five finer free-scoring athletes?
I mean, it’s unlikely isn’t it? But you could give it a go. At the very least you’ll help fill the coffers of the Toy Trust. Which is a good thing. Hit Entertainment, Flair and Tomy plus others from the worlds of retailing, licensing, broadcasting, marketing and promotions are already taking part. .
So, take a long hard look around your office and if you think you’ve got the cojones to take on the five world-class footballers that ToyNews will be fielding on July 10th go to www.topcorner.co.uk/toynewsfives and sign up. It’s easy.