Valentine's Day turn for Purple Ronnie

Coolabi sets up new love poem generator for most romantic day of the year.
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As couples everywhere get ready to celebrate Valentine's Day tomorrow, Coolabi has got in on the act, setting up a special Purple Ronnie love poem generator online.

The 'love guru' can be found at, floating semi naked on a cloud and giving tongue-tied lovers the following advice: If you're feeling romantic or sexy/But really don't know what to say/Just answer my two simple questions/And I promise you you'll get your way.

Visitors just need to let Ronnie know first whether the poem is for a girl or a boy, and then whether it's sweet or saucy, plus the names of the couple in question.

Janet Woodward, head of licensing at Coolabi - the company which owns Giles Andreae's cartoon favourite - assures us that there's a large enough selection of poems on the site to satisfy any desire.

But does it work? Well, of course has never needed any help in that department, but we tried it - for research purposes, you understand - and were assured (by parties who like that sort of thing) that it works a treat.


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